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Hello, I'm Matthew....um, I'mmmmm 6 foot 3, early 30's.

People tell me that I'm smooth, (laughs), sophisticated, suave, uh, debonair, dashing.

But I think I'm just a normal bloke.

I mean, I play polo like most people.

I weekend in St. Tropez, but no more so than anybody else.